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Cassandro: A Genuine Glimpse into Authenticity

We see a massive pushback on diversity in Hollywood for a few reasons. The product is crap; the studios are shaming people into consuming it. Cassandro takes an entirely different approach, and it pays off.

Cassandro is about a man named Saul who wants to be a wrestler in Mexico. While Saul isn’t the biggest or fastest wrestler in the Lucha Libre world, he makes up for it by being entertaining. He dawns the name Cassandro and dresses up in makeup and flamboyant outfits. At first, the crowd hates the gimmick and yells homophobic slurs at him; however, Cassandro eventually wins over the crowd with his antics, and they start cheering for him. Even his promoter tells Cassandro’s opponents to let him win because the crowd is so into it.

Saul starts attending wrestling school more to become better at his craft. He starts winning more, and eventually, every stadium chants his name. He even earns a title match against famed wrestler El Hijo del Santo.

Outside of the ring, Saul is in a relationship with a man who is ashamed to be with him publicly or even acknowledge they’re a couple. Saul also wants to make his mother and family proud of him as a wrestler. The movie doesn’t preach. It doesn’t shame you for thinking Cassandro is a ridiculous-looking wrestler. And the point of this movie is that if you work hard enough and put together a good product, nobody cares about the other things. Cassandro failed because he was gay; he did because he was good at his job.

Its approach makes Cassandro stand out in the diverse storytelling landscape. It doesn’t exploit Saul’s sexual orientation for sensationalism. Instead, it treats it as a facet of his identity, no more defining than his love for wrestling or his commitment to his family. This distinction is vital. In a time where diverse characters are often reduced to their differences, Cassandro gives us a character whose depth transcends labels.

Similar things have been done in wrestling with varying degrees of success. In the WWE, the team of Billy and Chuck was massively successful, and the due were fan favorites for their time together. However, in AEW, Sonny Kiss recently got released because his gimmick was simply that he was gay and didn’t string together any matches of value or make the fans care about him.

In essence, Cassandro is a lesson for modern storytellers. It shows that audiences resonate with authenticity. Diversity isn’t just about showcasing different faces but providing genuine narratives that humanize, not tokenize. As Saul finds acceptance and success not just as a gay man but as a talented wrestler and a devoted son, we are reminded that real stories lie in the intricate web of our multiple identities, and it’s about time Hollywood took note.

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Wish: Another “White Man Bad” Flop

Why does Disney still make movies? They’re not good at it anymore. I just saw the trailer for their latest flop, Wish, and it checks off the diversity boxes:

-Brown female lead

-Chubby Asian diversity hire friend

-A white male villain who oppresses the people

The plot of Wish parallels a lot of things wrong with modern society. People don’t want to work for their goals. They want instant gratification and think they’re entitled to whatever they want.

The King of this land can grant wishes, and his daughter, Asha, uncovers that not every wish is granted and the king decides what wishes come true and says, “I decide what everyone deserves,” in a malicious fashion. Asha then wishes upon a star and, from what I gathered, can now grant wishes herself.

We have seen similar plot points in Wonder Woman 1984 and Bruce Almighty, where everyone got their deepest desires granted, and then they had to have such a gift stripped away because of the chaos that would ensue.

We see a clip of the King granting a man’s wish to be a knight. The man is consumed by magic, and a knight’s outfit appears on him. That doesn’t make him a knight. A man must endure trials and tribulations to finally earn that title. You can’t just wish for it; you are bestowed courage and wisdom.

The movie, I think, has only one logical ending. For Asha to realize that her father is right. Not everyone should have their wishes granted. How noble the wish may be doesn’t matter, but can Disney be so self-aware? Can they say that the diversity hire is wrong and the evil patristical white man is right? I doubt it. Disney is committed to going down with the ship on their politics and ideals, but I can’t think of another ending. Maybe the King steps down and puts Asha in charge of granting the wishes for the kingdom, but in that scenario, Asha still has to approve or deny the wishes. I’m betting Wish will be another Flop in the failing empire that once was Disney.

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Loki’: Mastery or Mere CGI

In the season finale of Loki, we see Old Loki manifest an entire city out of nowhere, and fanboys online lost their minds. The monster Alioth and Old Loki quickly destroyed the city in the process. What exactly did he do again that was so impressive? Old Loki didn’t “actually” create a city. He simply created an illusion, an illusion that was easily swallowed by the creepy cloud monster, and that’s it. Was this merely a CGI spectacle, or was it a nod to a comic book arc? Either way, the scene surely evoked reactions from the audience.

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Defending the Stun Gun Ending

Wrestling fans and wrestlers alike seem to agree that Goldberg losing to Kevin Nash after getting tazed was a bad idea; however, I loved the ending and thought it made the most sense. At that time, Goldberg was 173-0 in his WCW career, and it would take a lot more than interference to make him lose at that time.

I didn’t hate the ending, but I hated what happened afterward. Kevin Nash lost to Hulk Hogan with the Finger Poke of Doom, and we didn’t see Goldberg get his title back. I would’ve ended Goldberg’s streak with the taser ending and then have him beat down worse than anyone ever has in WCW. Thrown through a table, every member of the nWo hitting their finishers on Goldberg and him being off TV for a very long time.

Then, have him return with a vengeance and reclaim his title, but that didn’t happen. Goldberg lost to Kevin Nash on December 27, 1998, and didn’t miss any time afterward. Not even a week, and Goldberg was back on TV.

As a wrestling fan, I’ve seen many matches end because of outside interference, but usually, they lead to something bigger and have a more satisfying ending. Moves like these ultimately led to the downfall of the WCW.

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Monsters at Work: A Single-Season Triumph

Disney+ has been home to numerous original series, but “Monsters at Work” stands out above the rest. Set shortly after the events of “Monsters, Inc.”, the show navigates the company’s transition from harnessing Scream Energy to Laugh Energy.

We follow the journey of Tylor, a fresh Monsters University graduate primed to begin his career as a Scarer. However, with the company’s shift, Tylor is thrust into the world of Jokesters. Starting in the maintenance department, Tylor undergoes a transformative journey, learning the nuances of making children laugh. Meanwhile, fan-favorite characters Mike and Sulley grapple with the challenges of leading the revamped company.

Every element of “Monsters at Work” was executed flawlessly, from character development to intertwining narratives. The series culminated perfectly with Tylor having mastered his comedic skills, eliciting genuine laughter from a child.

While the allure of a second season might be tempting, it’s worth questioning the necessity. Some stories are best told concisely, and “Monsters at Work” may be one such tale. Additionally, with Disney’s recent trend of shelving content for tax benefits, there’s no assurance that a hypothetical second season would even make its way to Disney+.

In sum, “Monsters at Work” is a rare Disney+ show that doesn’t ruin the original source material — a narrative beautifully wrapped in a single season, leaving a lasting impression on its audience.

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Across the Spider-Verse: Sneaking in Woke

It’s obvious that movie studios want to put in as much Woke propaganda as possible. They have 2 ways of doing it. Either they shove it in your face constantly or sneak it in as background details. Either way, it’s there in some regard. For instance, the recent “Across the Spider-Verse” features brief glimpses of a BLM sticker and a Protect Trans Rights flag. Both elements didn’t impact the story in any way.

Both forms of propaganda were only visible for a second, and if you would’ve blinked, you would’ve missed it, but they put it in to appease the Woke mob. The studios can use that controversial imagery to deter any and all criticism. Movie studios can claim that every bad review is the result of “racist,” “sexist,” and “homophobic” people.

We now live in a time when a 2-second kiss between two black women in Lightyear will be the lightning rod of all criticism. The movie was terrible to begin with; however, now the studio can say that the movie “flop” wasn’t because of the writing and claim that it was from outside forces.

Even though the Woke imagery was in Across the Spider-Verse, and there were talks of boycotts online, the movie still was a hit and made a profit, but I do wonder if the movie flopped at the box office, would they use that imagery as an excuse of why it failed?

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Disney’s Gun-Free Stand with The Acolyte

While it may surprise some, I commend Disney’s decision to exclude guns in their upcoming project, “The Acolyte.” Bob Iger, the current CEO of Disney, has previously voiced his concerns regarding gun ownership in America. I remember thinking then, “If Disney truly believes this, then it should reflect in their content.” I believe in “figuratively” sticking to your guns on your beliefs, and if Iger has such a strong opinion on gun ownership, then he shouldn’t be able to make content with guns in it.

There are whispers in the industry that “The Acolyte” might not even reach streaming platforms, given the challenges Disney has faced with some of its recent ventures. While some argue it might be financially prudent for Disney to abandon the project and capitalize on potential tax breaks, the eventual fate of “The Acolyte” remains to be seen. However, regardless of the project’s outcome, I appreciate Disney’s commitment to its convictions.

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WWE Releases

The WWE releases have started, and the only surprising names so far for me are Dolph Ziggler and Shelton Benjamin. Sadly, I always felt like both men were underappreciated talents, but the rosters are too stacked at the moment for either man to make a significant impact. The rest of the releases aren’t surprising to me. Elias, Rick Boogs, Shanky, and others haven’t made a dent on any show.

Mansoor and Mace were a dead-on-arrival idea, Dana Brooks hasn’t done anything in years, Dabba-Kato was the product of bad creative, and Quency Elliott….come on. Did they really think that gimmick was gonna work? Riddick Moss was a surprise but not unexpected. He hasn’t had a meaningful feud in a year.

I do wonder what major stars are on the chopping block. I find it hard to believe that the WWE has 5 shows (Raw, Smackdown, NXT, Main Event, and Level Up) and still can’t make many of these diamond-in-the-rough stars into something bigger. Ultimately, this comes down to money, and the WWE doesn’t see a need to pay for a wrestler who isn’t making a significant impact or selling merchandise.

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Scar’s Tragic Backstory

Disney wants to make The Lion King an extended universe by adding more live-action sequels and prequels. A Mufasa movie is apparently coming out in 2024; I believe it will tell the tragic backstory of his brother Scar and why he became a villain in the first place.

Scar will of course, be gay in this franchise and will have a secret relationship with a male zebra, a relationship that his father, the current king, will highly disapprove of. Scar will eventually turn to the dark side and kill his father, making Mufasa the new king of the lands.

Does that sound like something Disney would do? Make a character gay randomly and make it so they’re not a pure villain, but one turned to evil due to bigotry and hate? You bet your ass it sounds like something they’d do. What do you think about the sinking franchise that will be the new Lion King universe, and how close do you think my prediction.

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Getting the Streaming Toss: Snow White 2024

We all know the new Snow White is going to be a massive flop for Disney, but my biggest question is how long will Disney+ keep this movie on its platform? Disney is looking to save as much money as possible and have been removing a lot of content from their Disney+ streaming site. If Snow White flops how we all imagine it will, how much money is Disney willing to lose to keep it around?

I don’t envy Disney right now. They dug themselves sin too deep with this movie. They hired Rachel Zegler, who at first the biggest knock against the casting was that she didn’t fit the “white as snow” description in the original movie….and then she spoke. I have never seen someone torpedo their own movie before. Zegler is going out of her way to make this the biggest flop in Disney history. As I’m writing this, I completely forget about the 6 regular people and 1 dwarf casting idea.

How long do you think Disney+ will keep this movie on their platform?

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