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Scar’s Tragic Backstory

Disney wants to make The Lion King an extended universe by adding more live-action sequels and prequels. A Mufasa movie is apparently coming out in 2024; I believe it will tell the tragic backstory of his brother Scar and why he became a villain in the first place.

Scar will of course, be gay in this franchise and will have a secret relationship with a male zebra, a relationship that his father, the current king, will highly disapprove of. Scar will eventually turn to the dark side and kill his father, making Mufasa the new king of the lands.

Does that sound like something Disney would do? Make a character gay randomly and make it so they’re not a pure villain, but one turned to evil due to bigotry and hate? You bet your ass it sounds like something they’d do. What do you think about the sinking franchise that will be the new Lion King universe, and how close do you think my prediction.

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Getting the Streaming Toss: Snow White 2024

We all know the new Snow White is going to be a massive flop for Disney, but my biggest question is how long will Disney+ keep this movie on its platform? Disney is looking to save as much money as possible and have been removing a lot of content from their Disney+ streaming site. If Snow White flops how we all imagine it will, how much money is Disney willing to lose to keep it around?

I don’t envy Disney right now. They dug themselves sin too deep with this movie. They hired Rachel Zegler, who at first the biggest knock against the casting was that she didn’t fit the “white as snow” description in the original movie….and then she spoke. I have never seen someone torpedo their own movie before. Zegler is going out of her way to make this the biggest flop in Disney history. As I’m writing this, I completely forget about the 6 regular people and 1 dwarf casting idea.

How long do you think Disney+ will keep this movie on their platform?

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New Batman?

I was rewatching the Blue Beetle trailer and that line about “Batman is a fascist” really stuck out to me. Not just the obvious of how stupid the line was, but is there a deeper reveal to it? The DCEU is once again under new management in James Gunn. He started with a new slate of movies that will showcase the extended superheroes and not just the big 3. We already know Ben Affleck isn’t returning as Batman, and Robert Pattinson’s Batman isn’t part of this universe, so they will recast right?

Is it possible that there will be a new direction for that Batman as well? Maybe one similar to the Justice Lords Batman, who operates in a more authoritarianism ideology. Maybe, this Batman is a fascist, and the Blue Beetle line wasn’t just a failed attempt at humor.

What do you think?

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Up: Dark Twist

I think Carl from Up was planning on killing himself. Why would an old man fly to the middle of nowhere with 0 supplies? If Russell didn’t ruin Carl’s plans, then he would’ve ended it all. Thoughts?

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Will Oppenheimer Be Nominated?

Oppenheimer just came out and is being hailed as an absolute success. People call it the best movie of the year and worthy of the Best Picture Award at the Oscars. However, the movie has a lack of diversity in it. Why is that a big deal, you ask? Because to be nominated for Best Picture, the movie must fit specific diversity requirements.

Per Deadline: https://deadline.com/2023/05/academy-town-hall-clarifies-new-oscar-inclusion-standards-initiative-members-1235361722/

Standard A centers around on-screen representation and can be achieved in three ways, either by having:

-At least one of the lead actors or significant supporting actors is from an underrepresented racial or ethnic group.

-At least 30% of all actors in secondary and more minor roles are from at least two underrepresented groups.

-The main storyline(s), theme or narrative of the film is centered on an underrepresented group(s).

Will this rule also apply to actors winning individual awards as well? Can Cillian Murphy be left out of the nominations because someone from an unrepresented minority group must be inserted to meet specific unrealistic diversity quotas? 

The downfall of Hollywood and the Oscars is apparent from their massive number of flops at the box office. The Oscars have been losing viewers for the past few years, so much so that the awards might be streamed online instead of on a tv channel.

I predict that a new awards show will be created in a year or two that will surpass the Oscars because it won’t cater to diversity as a requirement, and the actors winning awards won’t pander or play politics while accepting awards.

Will Oppenheimer be nominated for Best Picture? Will Cillian Murphy be snubbed? You tell me.

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The Flash Review: An Expensive First Draft

Kinda Spoiler Free

This movie needed another draft. It was very clear from the opening scene that the writers were looking for cool vs. logical. In the movie’s first few minutes, Batman is pursuing an armored truck. He starts in the Bat-Plane and then jumps out on a motorcycle. The chase results in property damage, bullets fly, and everything looks cool, but why use the motorcycle? Wouldn’t it make more sense to stop the truck from the air? Then we find out the truck is carrying a virus that can wipe out many of the city in a few minutes. Soooooooo, why shoot bullets at the truck? Why not deploy the Bat-Net from the plane and pick the truck up? This sets the tone for the movie that prioritizes big action scenes instead of a logical way of solving problems.

This may not have been the right time for a Flash movie regarding Barry Allen’s progression. Yes, the Flash is goofy, especially in the Justice League TV show, but there was a sense of seriousness to the animated Flash. Episodes centered around the Flash were not just seeing how many jokes he could tell in the blink of an eye. The same thing can be said about the CW Flash. The phrase “Writing for Children vs. Childish Writing” sums up many of Barry’s lines.

This movie would have made more sense after Justice League 2. Obviously, that will not happen but have Barry have some more superhero battles under his belt, realize the seriousness of his choices and then have this movie where he meets the more immature Barry to have that mentor relationship. Yes, there were moments of that, but it felt forced, especially when the original Barry dealt with the bulk of the physical comedy and cringy jokes.

SPOILERS

There are no big stakes because Barry does have the “reverse time” card that he can use at any time. Obviously, that becomes a problem, and the slight spoiler is that New Barry wants to keep changing the timeline to where he gets a happy ending, and everyone lives, but Original Barry understands now that he cannot change the past without consequences, but a lot of that is not portrayed in the movie. In Flashpoint Paradox, that message was revealed in the world being destroyed by the timeline Barry created, but all these issues looked like they could have been reversed.

Overall, the movie was ok. It was fun at times. The nostalgia with Michael Keaton was fun. Supergirl was a lot better than expected. Seeing Zod again was cool, but it felt almost lifeless. What DC is looking to accomplish needs to be clarified. DC movies have to be looked at as a whole series vs. a self-contained movie. For now, all we can do is watch this movie bomb at the box office and see how DC tries to recover after the dust settles.

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