Inside Out 2: Gay and Lame
With Disney deciding to make everything “Lame and Gay” Inside Out 2 is the perfect movie to pander to the alphabet soup community. I have already mapped out this plot, and lets see how close I get.
Reily is starting to get feelings for another girl in her class
It’s been revealed that Anxiety is the new feeling in the movie, and Reily will go through this emotion a lot as she comes to terms with how she feels.
The Anxiety will grow more when she has to tell her parents about how she feels.
Her father, the toxic white man, will quickly resent his daughter because he’s a bigot, causing Reily to run away from home again.
Then her father will search for her, find her at a park in the rain, and he will love her again and accept her for who she truly is.
The movie will end with the girlfriend coming over for dinner and the father being totally cool with it.
Does that not sound like the typical Disney crapfest of today? Would you be surprised that Disney thinks gay children is something that will bring in money? That the entire LGBTQRSTUV community will watch this movie 10 times in a row, and it’ll be the biggest box office success of all time?
No. No, it will not, and Disney knows that too, but they think clicks, Twitter praise, and controversy will sell better than making a solid movie with a good plot, relatable characters, and a strong message.
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Why Wasn’t Heimdall Soul Stone?
Here is Google’s explanation of Heimdall’s all-seeing eyes:
“Heimdall sees and hears, all thanks to his extrasensory capabilities. His sight can extend across all Nine Realms and from the Bifrost Observatory, he can see 10 trillion souls”
So, he can see 10 trillion souls, and his eyes are orange, so why not make him the Soul Stone? Does that make more sense than flying to a distant planet, killing something you love, and then somehow ending up with the stone in your hand?
The Vormir concept still makes no sense, and is Thanos has some kind of Infinity Stone detector, attacking the ship that Heimdall was on makes sense. On that note, how did Thanos know where all the stones were? He just was flying through infinite space to somehow interact with the ship that Loki was on with the Space Stone? And then he just parks a block away from Dr. Strange’s house to get the Time Stone. But I’m getting off track here.
Long story short, Heimdall made the most sense as the keeper or the vessel of the Soul Stone and not Vormir, were the Red Skull was just watching over for some reason.
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Tom Holland is James Bond?
Well, that explains why he did the movie The Crowded Room. Hollywood does this a lot. Degrading people. Making them do things they wouldn’t normally do for a bigger role. The Rock did his endorsement of Joe Biden and his TV show Young Rock get green-lit. I’m not saying this is a Harvey Weinstein situation, but some higher-up wanted to see Spider-Twink get railed out.
If it’s true, and Holland is in the lead to get this role, man is that bad. He can play only one role, the Greek with the heart of gold. He’s not the tough guy, he’s not the cool guy, he certainly isn’t the one banging 10s, he’s the “Aw shucks” guy. I was rewatching Casino Royal before I wrote this. Daniel Craig looks like he can mess someone up.
Aaron Taylor-Johnson is up there, too, and he looks the part. And rewatching his fight scene in Bullet Train, he looks good in a 3 piece throwing punches. Taylor-Johnson has a Kraven movie coming up, and he looks tough.
Sadly, I read they want to make Bond more “sensitive,” it just means turning him into a soy boy, so if that’s the direction they want to go, then Tom Holland is your man.
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Blood and Honey Killing Loki
We live in a fun time. The Loki show is losing a massive number of viewers per week, and Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey is getting a sequel. Yes, a low-budget slasher flick about Disney animals killing people is more profitable than a high-budget show about a world-known character. And why? Because one is entertaining, and the other is just bad.
Why is Disney sinking huge chunks of its money into shows and movies that aren’t making any money or being entertaining? How can any Disney budget be justified now? It’s all just a CGI mess with expensive and unlikable actors. I don’t see any hope for any of these projects going forward.
Can you imagine if Disney didn’t hide the Sound of Freedom and put it in theaters? That movie made more money than The Little Mermaid, Quantumania, and Haunted Mansion combined, and those were all highly advertised and big-budget products.
Disney needs to right the ship sooner rather than later; otherwise, we will see their collapse in the next few months and not years.
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Kang Out Doom In
Disney knows something we don’t know. I’ve read multiple reports that Marvel wants to move away from Kang and bring in Dr Doom to be the new big bad of the MCU. Everything I’m reading says this is in response to Quantumania flopping and the Loki show bleeding viewers. I disagree because a good writer can turn shit into Shinola quickly.
I think this is directly in response to Jonathan Major’s ongoing legal battle. You know, the legal battle that everyone online was saying it was resolved, and he was innocent and whatnot. I think Disney knows something’s up with it and wants to push him aside now and not have to deal with the trail looming over their heads.
But what do you guys think about this? Is switching to Doom this late in the game a good move for Marvel or should they stay the course with Kang and Jonathan Majors?
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James Gunn Has Killed Superman Legacy
It didn’t take long, but James Gunn has successfully killed Superman Legacy and his version of the DC Universe. I’d like to read something I came across online, and I imagine we will get more clarity on this as we get closer.
PROMISE INCLUSION: James Gunn confirms that the Velma he wrote for Scooby Doo was LGBT and vows that his DCU will be full of non-heterosexual or non-conforming gender protagonists and not in supporting roles as it has been done so far. He says the world should be ready for a Superman G or a Batman T and promises that in #SupermanLegacy there will be not one but TWO community characters.
James, I hope you enjoy the unemployment line and DC I look forward to who’s going to buy the company from you. Black Adam flopped. Blue Beetle flopped, Shazam 2 flopped, The Flash flopped, Aquaman 2 is going to flop. Joker 2 looks dumb. Gotham Knights is canceled. Superman and Lois is in its final season. DC comics are in the toilet. The Batman is the only thing to look forward to from this company.
At first, I thought that James Gunn simply doesn’t get it, but obviously, DC is signing off on his choices, so they don’t get it either. There isn’t any product thriving from its diversity and sexual inclusion. Hollywood is flopping simply because of woke, which I define as including diversity to push a product and then using that diversity as a shield to ward off criticism.
I remember Rachel Zegler spilling the beans on the Snow White movie. If she hadn’t said anything, the movie would’ve flopped, and that’s it. Now that she’s constantly talking about it, the movie is delayed another year, hundreds of millions of dollars will be spent in reshoots, and it’ll lose even more money when it comes out.
If James Gunn had been silent about this movie and his future plans, Superman Legacy would’ve come out, flopped, of course, and faded off into nonexistence. But now, more stories about this will come out and keep coming out until the 2025 release date, which will hurt the movie’s profits even more. And at the end of the day, you have nobody to blame but yourselves.
What do you guys think about thinking about this? Do you think James Gunn just killed his movie? Do you think the movie will even make it to theaters?
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Have You Learned Nothing?
It has been reported that a temporary agreement has been made by the Hollywood strikers to allow Peter Dinklage, Viola Davis, and Rachel Zegler to promote the new Hunger Games prequel…..yes…you read that correctly…they want Rachel Zegler to promote a movie.
After everything that transpired with Snow White, why would they want Zegler to speak? It would be more beneficial to your movie if she’s never able to promote it. Just imagine what would’ve happened if she never talked about Snow White. The movie would’ve come out, flopped, and that would’ve been it. Now that Zegler has opened her mouth, they have to delay the movie for a year, reshoot it, and it’ll still flop, but this time, it’ll cost the studio another couple hundred million dollars to reshoot it.
The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes doesn’t look good. Everything I’ve read by the cast and directors makes me think it’ll be another big-budget Hollywood flop. One line, in particular, was about how Zegler’s character “wears her sexuality on her sleeve,” not a quote that makes me want to see a movie.
It will be interesting to see how Zegler tries to promote this movie. Will she torpedo it or actually sideline her ego and shut up and just act.
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The Punisher Can Never Be in the MCU
Imagine you’re The Punisher, and your brain is in a constant state of anxiety, and then one day, a wormhole opens above you, and a horde of aliens fly out…..I don’t think fighting street-level criminals is what you’re going to be concerned about. Fast forward a few years, and there are over a million Skrulls on Earth who could impersonate every political leader. The Punisher would be waging war on everyone if he was in the MCU.
I think the best idea for The Punisher would be keeping the Netflix characters in their own corner of the Multiverse without the Avengers, without the events of Infinity War or Endgame. A universe of more grounded heroes and villains without all the magic and aliens. Maybe even give them Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man.
Whatever the plan is for the Punisher’s TV show, I know it won’t revolve around any of the universe-ending situations. It won’t be dealing with the Multiverse, which may actually be a good thing. I thought Homecoming was a great movie because it was a grounded story, and it didn’t have Spider-Man saving the world by himself.
What do you guys think?
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Is Echo the new Andor?
The Echo trailer just dropped today, and it looks surprisingly cool. There is a lot of rated Mature violence, blood, and death, but I still don’t trust the trailer. This is the first MCU Disney+ show to have all the episodes drop on the same day, which does show a lack of faith in the show by Disney. Having a weekly premier adds online buzz and would have viewers debating theories each and every week.
There have been some rumors from the cast that Disney is reportedly “unhappy” with the project, and many speculate if it would get the Batgirl treatment (meaning it was canceled and the company would recoup the tax write-off), which makes sense given the state of Disney now. Disney+ is hemorrhaging money on its shows and movies that go straight to the streaming service. Secret Invasion cost Disney 200 million dollars and had some of the worst ratings and fan reactions.
If the show is as fantastic as the trailer, then the best-case scenario is for this show to end up like the Star Wars show Andor, which was a good show but came and went without any significant impact on the franchise.
I do wonder how this show will treat Matthew Murdoc, AKA Daredevil. The character and Netflix show was an absolute hit, but his time in the MCU has been nothing short of disrespectful to the character and fans alike. If he does battle with Echo, I imagine he will be beaten senseless.
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