With Disney deciding to make everything “Lame and Gay” Inside Out 2 is the perfect movie to pander to the alphabet soup community. I have already mapped out this plot, and lets see how close I get.

Reily is starting to get feelings for another girl in her class

It’s been revealed that Anxiety is the new feeling in the movie, and Reily will go through this emotion a lot as she comes to terms with how she feels.

The Anxiety will grow more when she has to tell her parents about how she feels.

Her father, the toxic white man, will quickly resent his daughter because he’s a bigot, causing Reily to run away from home again.

Then her father will search for her, find her at a park in the rain, and he will love her again and accept her for who she truly is.

The movie will end with the girlfriend coming over for dinner and the father being totally cool with it.

Does that not sound like the typical Disney crapfest of today? Would you be surprised that Disney thinks gay children is something that will bring in money? That the entire LGBTQRSTUV community will watch this movie 10 times in a row, and it’ll be the biggest box office success of all time?

No. No, it will not, and Disney knows that too, but they think clicks, Twitter praise, and controversy will sell better than making a solid movie with a good plot, relatable characters, and a strong message.

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