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Tom Holland is James Bond?

Well, that explains why he did the movie The Crowded Room. Hollywood does this a lot. Degrading people. Making them do things they wouldn’t normally do for a bigger role. The Rock did his endorsement of Joe Biden and his TV show Young Rock get green-lit. I’m not saying this is a Harvey Weinstein situation, but some higher-up wanted to see Spider-Twink get railed out.

If it’s true, and Holland is in the lead to get this role, man is that bad. He can play only one role, the Greek with the heart of gold. He’s not the tough guy, he’s not the cool guy, he certainly isn’t the one banging 10s, he’s the “Aw shucks” guy. I was rewatching Casino Royal before I wrote this. Daniel Craig looks like he can mess someone up.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson is up there, too, and he looks the part. And rewatching his fight scene in Bullet Train, he looks good in a 3 piece throwing punches. Taylor-Johnson has a Kraven movie coming up, and he looks tough.

Sadly, I read they want to make Bond more “sensitive,” it just means turning him into a soy boy, so if that’s the direction they want to go, then Tom Holland is your man.

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