With Cole leading the Mortal Kombat franchise into the future, here are a few changes I would make.
Why Do people like him?
I dont understand why AEW fans love Eddie Kingston. I think he’s “okay” and thats putting it nicely.
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Remaking the star wars sequel trilogy
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How to Fix teela

There’s no surprise that the extremely woke direction of the Netflix show Masters of the Universe Revelations didn’t sit too kindly with the fans. The show was constantly pandering to the strong, diverse and sexually explorative female leads and pushed aside and literally killed off any male leads that could steal the spotlight.
Now we are left with a tainted show and a Kevin Smith fighting to keep his spot in Hollywood alive. It’s foolish to say that this one terrible show will be the death of Smith, but it does create a snowball effect that’ll probably stay with him for most of his remaining career. Obviously, his Clerks 3 won’t be competing with Avatar and Endgame for top grossing movies of all time, but I think it will fail by even the most liberal of expectations.
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But instead of crapping on this show more, here’s what I would’ve done to make everyone happy. If the goal of the show in the end was to make Teela the main character of the show, to make her someone the fans would love to see a spinoff of, then it takes a slow burn.
I remember the first time I saw Ahsoka Tano in The Clone Wars movie. Ahsoka was annoying to watch and there really wasn’t anything redeeming about her character. Then Star Wars created The Clone Wars tv show and that featured Ahsoka a lot. She had incredible character development. We got to see her come into her own as a Jedi, lead armies into battle, make mistakes and at the end of the series became a fan favorite.

That’s what Smith should’ve done with Teela. The first season of the show should’ve been focused on He-Man, obviously, and Teela as a strong supporting character. Through the season, we get to see her fight alongside He-Man, get to develop her character naturally through events of the show. Maybe even have her on her own quests of some episodes to give her more depth to her character. And if the plan was to kill off He-Man, you can have Teela as the successor after giving her a lot of time to develop and grow.
Most importantly, you have to make her fail. Writers today are making female leads the perfect characters and devoid of any flaws. They are tougher and smarter than the male characters who are drastically nerfed to make the females even better. But, you have to fail. We don’t want Mary Sue characters, who are perfect in every way and devoid of any flaws.

Rocky lost, Luke Skywalker lost, Batman lost, Spider-Man lost, all the Avengers lost battles, and if you want Teela to be a fan favorite then she has to lose sometimes and most importantly come back stronger and wiser from it. Smith would forgo all these ideas and tried to push Teela down our throats and backfired massively.
So how screwed are they and most importantly, what do you think of how I would’ve written the show?
Simptastic Joe
Terminator: How Do The Machines Lose?
I’ve been binging the Terminator movies randomly and a weird question popped in my mind at 3 in the morning. How do the machines lose? I know the original movie, and I mean original original movie, was about how Skynet’s plan is to send a terminator back in time to kill resistance leader John Connor’s mother, thus killing the future savior of humanity.
Then the second movie comes around and Skynet sends another terminator back in time to kill John Connor. And then the third one comes around to Skynet sending back another terminator to kill Connor and his lieutenants. Needless to say the plot of the Terminator franchise repeat themselves alittle.
Now back to the question. How do the machines lose in the future? In the first Terminator, the machines sent back a T-800 model played by the hulking Arnold Schwarzenegger. In that movie, the T-800 was unstoppable. It killed an entire police department with no trouble. It got hit by cars, shot, blew up and kept coming. Ultimately being crushed under a hydraulic press, but before that it did a ton of damage.
The movie even showed what Earth looked like during the war with the machines. We aren’t doing very well in that fight. What’s left of humanity is hiding underground and barely able to fend off the massive robot army.
In the sequel, we have another T-800 return as a good guy and we are introduced to the T-1000, a robot comprised of liquid metal who can shapeshift, form his arms into swords and other weapons and take endless amounts of damge. Again, we get a glimpse into the future of hundreds of T-800s walking across the destroyed cities of the world. The T-800, even though he’s a good guy, goes through an entire SWAT team, taking bullets to the face and keeps coming. And the T-1000 finally met its end after being outsmarted, but for most of the movie he was winning.
In the third movie we are introduced to the T-X which is comprised of a metal skeleton and has the liquid metal on top. This lets it use the same spike arms and also be able to shoot out laser beams and use other gadgets.
So the point I’m making, is how does a robot army lose the battle. This isn’t like Mel Gibson rallying the famers against the British. This is clearly a no-win situation. As we’ve seen in the previous films, we are losing this battle.
In Terminator Salvation we actually get a movie centered around the battle for the humanity against the machines. And in that one we are shown massive Terminators the size of buildings, motorcycle robots and massive air crafts that take hostages.
The Terminators get deadlier with each film and even though Dark Fate was terrible, I thought the concept of a Terminator who can separate from its liquid metal to make 2 Terminators was a cool addition.
And with the last 2 movies in the franchise were reboots, I don’t think the creators actually have a realistic way the humans win. Even copying the Terminators concept of going back in time to stop Skynet and Legion before it ever gets started is a concept that would get old fast.
Its sad to see a franchise that started off so strong go downhill in just a few short movies. Unless they throw some serious money into the script or have a solid, multi movie plan, then this series will never return back to its glory days.
Let me know what you guys think about the Terminator franchise moving forward and what changes need to be made.
Simptastic Joe
The Purge Videogame
We need a Purge Videogame and now is the perfect time for it. I think you can either make it a big MMO or a single player adventure where the align themselves with different factions and play out the night
Digging A Deeper Hole

After the overall negative reviews of Netflix’s Masters of the Universe Revelations, Showrunner Kevin Smith quickly took to social media. Smith claimed the show has been “review bombed” which is the made-up excuse filmmakers and studios give when their product fails. Its weird that they never actually own up to their mistakes, but instead make it seem like the product is being targeted by a handful of negative people with dozens of emails to leave negative reviews.
Smith made a Q&A with a voice actor of the show to explain the direction and reason for a lot of the hate from the show. Smith backtracked over and over again, trying to twist Tweets that he sent and put a positive and misguided spin on them.
Probably the most embarrassing part of the video, was when he cited a conversation with Netflix about the negative comments. Smith stated that one of the higher ups said he shouldn’t worry about the negative reviews. The higher up said that they have 200 million subscribers and only a handful of negative reviews. Well….then why the Q&A? If things are all good and the show is realistically a hit and all the negative reviews are a lie, then there is no reason to address the criticism.
I believe the negative reviews are overwhelming. I believe Netflix, who is a billion or so in debt, needed this show to be a hit. He-Man was a massive part of toy industry in the 80s and 90s. The shows, comics and toys have a massive following still. And us fan boys that grew up with those properties were excited to see a new revitalized version of He-Man.

And since Smith was a “fan” of He-Man, as he continues to claim, then why this misdirection. Why kill off the title character in the first episode? Why center the show around Teela, a character nowhere near the top of fan favorites, and most importantly why lie about it?
Did Smith think viewers of the show will just ignore the fact that he flat out lied to fans before the show debuted. Even during the Q&A, Smith explained how worried he was when leaks came out about He-Man dying and the shows overall direction. Smith kept claiming that leaks were wrong and He-Man is the star and that the rumors of making it about Teela were also false.
Smith is stuck doing damage control desperately trying to preserve his image and hoping that this catastrophe wont effect his upcoming Clerks 3. Is it bad to think that Clerks 3 will fail on its own, but Smith will claim it’s the toxic He-Man fans still gunning for his career after he bastardized their childhood hero?

It’s going to be interesting to see what Smith and Netflix do to try to fix their image. Maybe Netflix will double down saying that the even though the majority hated the show, getting people talking about the product is still good for business. Or maybe Netflix will cut their losses and scrap any sequels like they’ve done with dozens of other shows. Either way, Netflix or Smith will not take any blame for their actions. I imagine Smith will take to social media like many other canceled stars and blame others for their actions. Either way, it’ll be interesting to watch.
Simptastic Joe
Masters of the Universe All Lies
Kevin Smith lied to all the He-Man fans leading up to the shows debut. Well, he can’t lie anymore and his reputation and future in Cinema is threatened by this.
State of Impact / Why i hate rich swann
Impact has taken a big step back since Rich Swann took the title, but there is hope on the horizon for them.
Loki : A Variant Mess
I have my own theories watching this show. Overall, it was ok. Disney has their work cut out for them